William Lyon Phelps

"If I didn't start painting, I would have raised chickens."

Bob Hope

"If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it."

W. C. Fields

"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."

Orson Welles

"I have an unfortunate personality."

Walt Disney

"I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known."

Sam Levenson

"Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children."

Will Durant

"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance."

Charles Kettering

"If you want to kill any idea in the world, get a committee working on it."